Dyl. 23. Texas. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. Potterhead. Baker by trade. Lotta people think I'm gay, but it's Pete Wentz, goes both ways., NSFW.

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So Baby J’s great grandparents got her a My First Bible Stories book…so sister told me she wants to cover all her basis. Found a pretty cool Buddhism book about all the lessons he learned as different reincarnations of different animals. A book about all the different Jewish holidays. Having a tough time finding anything about the Prophet Muhammad tho (open to any suggestions if anybody knows of some). And naturally if I just search religion and children’s books or bedtime stories, 98% of the results are Christian.


reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

Unfortunately i did mean to make your daughter cry…and no i will not apologize.


1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

2.When did your last hug take place?

3.Are you a jealous person?

4.Are you tired right now?

5.Do you chew on your straws?

6.Have you ever been called a tease?

7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

8.Do you cry easily?

9.What should you be doing right now?

10.Are you a heavy sleeper?

11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

12.Are you mad at someone right now?

13.Do you believe in love?

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

15.Who was the last person you talked to?

16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

17.Will you get married?

18.When was the last time you smiled?

19.Does anyone like you?

20.Do you secretly like someone?

21.Who was the first person you talked to today?

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

23.What are you NOT looking forward to?

24.What ARE you looking forward to?

25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?

27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?

28.Are you a forgiving person?

29.How many TRUE friends do you have?

30.Do you fall for people easily?

31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?

32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

33.Who was the last person you drove with?

34.How late did you stay up last night and why?

35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?

36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?

37.Can you live a day without TV?

38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

39.Three names you go by...

40.Are you currently in a relationship?

41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

43.What’s your current problem?

44.Have you ever had your heart broken?

45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

46.How many kids do you want to have?

47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?




posts saying white cis males suck


posts saying all men suck


friends reblogging those posts


true broe

you are SO right my fellow cis white male brother. also i have this extra coupon for supercuts im not gonna use I thought you might want it?? “Holler” at me if you do, I’ll catch you on the flippity flop

^^lol one of my roommates has offered me a supercut coupon…I haven’t cut my hair since December(?)…nor do I intend to anytime soon.


"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land







what if we’re all characters in a book


guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context


Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

(Source: getsby)